Media: British tabloids and their Euromyths
9 April 2013
Mladá Fronta DNES
The EU has ruled on the curves of cucumbers, forbidden hairdressers from wearing heels, and even financed a porn film. These urban legends about decisions taken in Brussels are as endless as they are false. And they all get the kiss of life in the same place: the British tabloids. Excerpts.
Remember how fresh doughnuts vanished from bakery shop counters, to be replaced by packages of doughy lumps, once fresh, squeezed under plastic wrap? Another regulation from the European Union, shopkeepers ruefully explained. Wrong. It was a myth.
Personally, I like the one about Robert Rosenberg, Czech porn king, and the EU grants for his film. It’s beautiful to see the snowball effect at work on this euromyth – how some information clings to other bits, and then more, until it all rolls into: “Another stupidity thought up by the European Union.” What does it matter if there’s barely a shred of truth in it?
How such myths take shape
Pavel Poc, MEP from the CSSD, who collects the urban legends in circulation about the mad rubber stamping of the European Union, is busy deconstructing them and tracing them back to the dubious truth that got the snowball rolling.
His collection has some real gems – like the myth that the European Union is set to regulate the size of condoms. Looking deeper into how the myths arise, he noted that most got their start in the UK media.
“The standard method is that a British tabloid pulls out a few lines from new European directives or events in Brussels and slaps on one of its beautifully bombastic headlines, and that’s what journalists in other countries pick up on. Then, partly perhaps because of inaccurate translation in each country, the headline gets embellished a little, for example with comments by local politicians, who are all too pleased to dump it all at the door of the European Union. And with that,” Poc explains, “the myth is out there for good.”
The EU funds porn?
“Unbelievable!” trumpeted Czech tabloids last September. “While hospitals or schools struggle to get a few crowns from the European Union for essential equipment, retired porn actor Robert Rosenberg gets subsidies to shoot a documentary about his life before the camera as a porn star.” The Internet news website Parlamentní listy cooked it up a bit more and then asked Czech politicians what they made of the shocking report. What else? Many of them were not at all surprised, and for them it simply confirmed that the European Union is just one big whorehouse. What’s the real story? The European Union does support film-making, through the MEDIA programme. However, the only link between the former porn actor and the European Union is that his films are still bought and sold there, and possibly because a documentary film about him was being prepared in Slovakia at that time – or rather, about how the king of porn was living in retirement. The director of the documentary did sign up for two European workshops, but one turned her down and she withdrew the screening of the documentary from the second herself. That’s all.
Hair stylists high heels ban?
It seemed like such a good story. In April last year, Czech web sites were flooded with reports that EU officials were preparing directives banning hairdressers from wearing heels for safety reasons. In fact, there was no directive. “It was just that, by coincidence, the Congress of the European Association of Employers’ Organisations in Hairdressing was being held in Brussels – that is, employers were getting together with the trade unions. Both parties reached an agreement on improving the working conditions of hairdressers. Here’s where the British tabloids picked up the story and muddied the waters in their own style, and that was the story that got back to the Czech Republic. Shortly afterwards, Pavel Poc got an email from the Czech Association of Hairdressers calling on him to put an end to the absurdity. Although the Czech organisation is a member of the association that concluded the agreement, by the time the tabloids in London were through with it, the members in Prague no longer recognised the connection with their meeting.
The EU bans blow-up balloons?
British tabloid newspapers spread the news in autumn 2011 that Brussels was prohibiting traditional toys. Under the new regulations, children may not inflate balloons, blow whistles or catch plastic fish by angling for them with magnets.
Wrong. European rules merely protect children from the dangers of inhaling small parts that come with the toys. The packaging must therefore display a warning to parents that children under eight years of age should be supervised. If, however, they let the children blow up balloons at a birthday party, or feel it’s safer to blow them up themselves, it's purely their affair. And one more thing: the regulations on protecting children from inhaling small toy parts have been in place since 1988.
Abnormally bent bananas and cucumbers
A proper cucumber, which it will henceforth be permitted to sell, shall not have an angle of curvature greater than 20 degrees. That regulation is merely to help make it easier to count how many cucumbers are in one package and to fit in more of them.
Under pressure from greengrocers, disparate national standards were unified, and straighter cucumbers and bananas fall into a different category than those with greater bends. Similar standards set maximum heavy metal levels in foodstuffs. States themselves had already regulated this in their national standards, which were harmonised some time ago.
And the story behind those packaged doughnuts? False alarm. The European Union said only that customers have the right to buy packaged doughnuts placed next to the fresh doughnuts, if they’re worried that the fresh doughnuts may have have been touched by someone else’s fingers. Nothing more than that. When the truth came out, the doughnut vendors took off the wraps.
Translated from the Czech by Anton Baer
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